<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658</id><updated>2012-02-10T21:20:52.116+01:00</updated><category term='frustración'/><category term='olor'/><category term='sexo'/><category term='Antonio'/><category term='Juanmi'/><category term='castellers'/><category term='feos'/><category term='Javi'/><category term='Carrasquilla'/><category term='Montse'/><category term='constelaciones'/><category term='Álvaro'/><category term='culo'/><category term='osteoclasto'/><category term='umami'/><category term='matemáticas'/><category term='infierno'/><category term='Pablo'/><category term='lápiz'/><category term='Mila Jovovich'/><category term='dragonball'/><category term='amor'/><category term='decepciones'/><category term='Olivia'/><category term='mujeres'/><category term='Friky'/><category term='regalos'/><category term='pechos'/><category term='excusas'/><category term='energía'/><category term='Chefo'/><category term='rentabilidad'/><category term='nubes'/><category term='relaciones'/><category term='bollicao'/><category term='amistad'/><category term='vampiros'/><category term='series'/><category term='difícil'/><category term='madres'/><category term='gordos'/><category term='dedo'/><title type='text'>Frases CélUABres</title><subtitle type='html'>Frases y conversaciones memorables en la Universidad Autónoma de Barcelona</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>20</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-6473616636149320597</id><published>2009-01-29T01:33:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T01:35:55.496+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excusas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pablo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amor'/><title type='text'>No estamos para gastar el dinero</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"El amor es la excusa para follar gratis. Y yo no necesito excusas."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pablo,&lt;/strong&gt; ¡ni un duro!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-6473616636149320597?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/6473616636149320597/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=6473616636149320597&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6473616636149320597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Abrir un &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Kinder Sorpresa&lt;/span&gt; y que te saliera un puzzle era como abrir los regalos de reyes y ver que te habían traído un pijama."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Montse,&lt;/strong&gt; y las frustraciones de infancia.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-5867180881415060860?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/5867180881415060860/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-1633161969775668575</id><published>2008-07-01T10:28:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2008-07-01T10:31:07.767+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='energía'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Javi'/><title type='text'>Energía libre</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Si la energía libre es de Gibbs, entonces no es tan libre"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Javi&lt;/strong&gt;, y su teoria de la &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energ%C3%ADa_libre_de_Gibbs"&gt;energía&lt;/a&gt; anárquica.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-1633161969775668575?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/1633161969775668575/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=1633161969775668575&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/1633161969775668575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/1633161969775668575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/07/energa-libre.html' title='Energía libre'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-750104823503010768</id><published>2008-05-08T20:53:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T20:58:10.852+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chefo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='castellers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culo'/><title type='text'>Posaderas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Hoy he tocado más culos que en un concierto de M Clan"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chefo,&lt;/strong&gt; después de pasar un rato con los &lt;a href="http://ruizdequerol.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/castellers.jpg"&gt;castellers&lt;/a&gt; de la UAB&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-750104823503010768?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/750104823503010768/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=750104823503010768&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/750104823503010768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Tu empresa es menos rentable que una aseguradora en &lt;em&gt;Dragonball&lt;/em&gt;"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Javi &lt;em&gt;et al.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;, tal vez un puesto de judías salía más rentable.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-1785876011925502672?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/1785876011925502672/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=1785876011925502672&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/1785876011925502672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/1785876011925502672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/04/rentabilidad.html' title='Rentabilidad'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-7968386959907122188</id><published>2008-03-15T11:57:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-15T11:58:32.144+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Juanmi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='madres'/><title type='text'>Mano buena</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;"Mi mano buena es la boca de tu madre"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Juanmi&lt;/strong&gt;, en otra de sus fijaciones por las madres ajenas&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-7968386959907122188?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/7968386959907122188/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=7968386959907122188&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/7968386959907122188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/7968386959907122188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/03/mano-buena.html' title='Mano buena'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-6523879454660091915</id><published>2008-03-15T11:56:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-15T11:58:49.547+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Juanmi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feos'/><title type='text'>Fealdad</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;"Eres tan feo que te pronosticó Nostradamus"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Juanmi&lt;/strong&gt;, señalando los rasgos faciales de Jose María.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-6523879454660091915?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/6523879454660091915/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=6523879454660091915&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6523879454660091915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6523879454660091915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/03/eres-tan-feo-que-te-pronostic.html' title='Fealdad'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-4134185813492549721</id><published>2008-02-27T22:07:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T22:10:52.694+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constelaciones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='series'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Álvaro'/><title type='text'>Constelaciones</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" A las constelaciones les puso nombre el creador de «Los Caballeros del&lt;br /&gt;Zodiaco», que viajó al pasado para que su serie tuviera una base histórica. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Álvaro&lt;/strong&gt;, y su teoría de la conspiración en &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caballeros_del_Zodiaco"&gt;Saint Seiya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-4134185813492549721?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/4134185813492549721/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=4134185813492549721&amp;isPopup=true' title='46 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/4134185813492549721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/4134185813492549721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/constelaciones.html' title='Constelaciones'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>46</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-4703000641782397729</id><published>2008-02-13T18:07:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T18:12:35.717+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='umami'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nubes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='olor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Javi'/><title type='text'>Olores</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" ¿A qué huelen las nubes? Está bastante claro: las nubes huelen a umami "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Javi &lt;em&gt;et al.,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; descubriendo &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabor_umami"&gt;nuevos olores&lt;/a&gt; en el aire&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-4703000641782397729?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/4703000641782397729/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=4703000641782397729&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/4703000641782397729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/4703000641782397729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/olores.html' title='Olores'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-2363025127507231706</id><published>2008-02-06T21:29:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T21:33:37.692+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vampiros'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mujeres'/><title type='text'>Lestat dixit</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" Las mujeres son como los vampiros: no saldan las cuentas, se las guardan para&lt;br /&gt;más tarde "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Friky&lt;/strong&gt;, ¿qué mierda de símil es ese?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-2363025127507231706?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/2363025127507231706/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=2363025127507231706&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/2363025127507231706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/2363025127507231706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/lestat-dixit.html' title='Lestat dixit'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-1276200979959917400</id><published>2008-02-05T21:10:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T21:15:55.369+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bollicao'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Carrasquilla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='decepciones'/><title type='text'>Decepciones</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" La primera vez que te comes un Bollicao y te das cuenta de que a la mitad del&lt;br /&gt;bollo ya no queda chocolate, es la gran decepción de tu vida. La otra es la&lt;br /&gt;primera vez que follas "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Marc Carrasquilla, &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sanquilico.it/images/lisbona/bollicao.jpg"&gt;bollicaos&lt;/a&gt; y decepciones.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-1276200979959917400?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/1276200979959917400/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=1276200979959917400&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/1276200979959917400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/1276200979959917400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/decepciones.html' title='Decepciones'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-2417114985571381171</id><published>2008-02-03T21:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-03T22:01:53.212+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Antonio'/><title type='text'>Frase etílica</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" ¿Sabéis qué os digo? Que os voy a follar a todos "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Antonio&lt;/strong&gt;, esperamos que no cumpla sus amenazas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-2417114985571381171?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/2417114985571381171/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=2417114985571381171&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/2417114985571381171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/2417114985571381171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/frase-etlica.html' title='Frase etílica'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-5589439304555582090</id><published>2008-02-01T11:18:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-01T11:35:12.630+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relaciones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pablo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mujeres'/><title type='text'>Mujeres y relaciones</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" En las relaciones, las mujeres son como los monos: no abandonan una rama hasta&lt;br /&gt;tener bien sujeta la siguiente "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pablo&lt;/strong&gt;, compartiendo su sabiduría en ese campo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-5589439304555582090?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/5589439304555582090/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=5589439304555582090&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='gordos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Juanmi'/><title type='text'>Proporciones</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" Para ser gorda tienes poco pecho "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Juanmi&lt;/strong&gt;, siempre tan sincero.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-6347834196935326370?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/6347834196935326370/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=6347834196935326370&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6347834196935326370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6347834196935326370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/proporciones.html' title='Proporciones'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-6190158906710982033</id><published>2008-02-01T08:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-01T08:54:39.250+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infierno'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Juanmi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='matemáticas'/><title type='text'>Infierno</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" El infierno es un examen oral eterno de matemáticas. Sin calculadora. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Juanmi &lt;em&gt;et al.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;, siempre se le dieron mal los números&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-6190158906710982033?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/6190158906710982033/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=6190158906710982033&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6190158906710982033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/6190158906710982033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/infierno.html' title='Infierno'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-7711193934876375132</id><published>2008-02-01T08:51:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-02-01T08:52:16.035+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='difícil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Juanmi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dedo'/><title type='text'>Dedo</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" Eres más difícil que dibujar un dedo "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Juanmi&lt;/strong&gt;, porque cuando intentas añadirle detalles a un dedo se vuelve aberrante&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-7711193934876375132?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/7711193934876375132/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=7711193934876375132&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/7711193934876375132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/7711193934876375132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/02/dedo.html' title='Dedo'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-885791654441511995</id><published>2008-01-31T12:31:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T12:32:12.216+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amistad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Olivia'/><title type='text'>Amistad</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" Llámalo amigo, llámalo sexo "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Olivia&lt;/strong&gt;, dejando claras sus preferencias.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-885791654441511995?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/885791654441511995/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=885791654441511995&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/885791654441511995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/885791654441511995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/2008/01/amistad.html' title='Amistad'/><author><name>Ludkubo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15287464970340338817</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6004040796484814658.post-8785977971492437204</id><published>2008-01-31T10:20:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T10:23:15.937+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chefo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lápiz'/><title type='text'>Primera impresión</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" ¿Tú me has dejado un lápiz? "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chefo&lt;/strong&gt;, entrándole así a una desconocida.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-8785977971492437204?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/8785977971492437204/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=8785977971492437204&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/8785977971492437204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/8785977971492437204'/><link 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/&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Friky&lt;/strong&gt;, sobre su fetiche &lt;a href="http://lsd.blox.pl/resource/Mila_Jovovich.jpg"&gt;Mila Jovovich&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6004040796484814658-4968829930313452697?l=frasesuab.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frasesuab.blogspot.com/feeds/4968829930313452697/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6004040796484814658&amp;postID=4968829930313452697&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6004040796484814658/posts/default/4968829930313452697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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